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Grandes pérolas da sabedoria mundial reuniada num único post. Ge-ni-al.

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4. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.

14. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

59. Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

96. Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.

102. I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

154. When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

306. Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

330. I think, therefore I’m single.

353. Friends are like condoms: They protect you when things get hard.

373. Does time fly when you’re having sex or was it really just one minute?

374. We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour